Anthy: Oh shit, it's 5 o'clock. I'm pretty sure it was 3 o'clock two hours ago...
"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"
"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)
Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.
"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"
(via nope)

"It fizzes like cherry cola and tingles like kisses on my neck. I think it’s called happiness."

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

 
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